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GLaDOS - Blue by Chaos--Child GLaDOS - Blue by Chaos--Child
The third "eye" you incinerate, the entire theme of this one is cake. though the voice was pretty much monotone it sounded manic to me, and I envisioned the blue sphere looking a bit disheveled an twitchy, and having insomniac like circles under her eyes.

All the cake sphere talks about is the same cake recipe over and over, although if you listen well you'll find some of the ingredients don't seem to belong in a cake:

"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. Three slash four cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three slash four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resins. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One large rhubarb. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."

(c) GLaDOS belongs to the makers of Portal
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:iconbloodwolf8:
bloodwolf8 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Digital Artist
That looks amazing!
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you :)
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:iconbloodwolf8:
bloodwolf8 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Digital Artist
No thanks ^^
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:iconanarchywriter:
AnarchyWriter Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I had that cake....Now I'm in the hospital for life and can't talk!
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Aww I'm sorry :(
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:iconanarchywriter:
AnarchyWriter Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Don't. Everyone's happy that I've finally shut up.
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
:giggle: Okay.

Bah, shutting up is no fun. You may have lost your voice, but you can still write! Pester them with signs! [link]
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AnarchyWriter Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Ha! YEah. Merry Christmas.
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Gcoitxx Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011
She looks so tortured...
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Well she is a bit of a manic little thing, spending the whole day reciting one reeeeeeeally long cake recipe.
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Gcoitxx Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
True.
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InvadurHeart Featured By Owner May 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't forget all the ruhbarb
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner May 5, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Oh there was sooo much rhubarb. You'd need a lot of sugar to counter act it or it would be a very bitter cake. Though with all the other things in there you probably couldn't eat it anyway.
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:iconinvadurheart:
InvadurHeart Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ikr... fish shaped solid waste xD i think I'll just stick with the cake being a lie xD
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
lol yes.

Thank you GLaDOS but I think I'll go buy my own cake.
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:iconinvadurheart:
InvadurHeart Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD
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:iconprimaltimediamond:
Primaltimediamond Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
but she didn't lie there was cake in the end D: think someone must've tampered with this sphere and the morality one o.o
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
perhaps, or maybe the cake was just for her?
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:iconprimaltimediamond:
Primaltimediamond Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
maybe we'll never know
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:iconfabulouslydashing:
fabulouslyDashing Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I heard that this is the Logic Core. :)
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I've heard that too, it seems to have many names like a few of the other ones :)
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:iconfabulouslydashing:
fabulouslyDashing Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:)
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:iconkitster900:
kitster900 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SO MUCH RHUBARB!
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
XD oh my god there was so very much, and fish, there was lots of fish too.
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:iconkitster900:
kitster900 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But the difference was that it was fish-SHAPED. The rhubarb was actual rhubarb.
But then I wonder why he didn't include fish and rhubarb-shaped stuff...
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:iconforester-rt:
Forester-RT Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Two tablespoons rhubarb juice"!!! :D
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
lol there is a ridiculous amount of rhubarb in that recipe.
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:iconmiesukagami:
MiesuKagami Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010
Not to mention fish-shaped apparatus.

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Like fish-shaped dirt.

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And sediment-shaped sediment.
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:iconforester-rt:
Forester-RT Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah! :D
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fireatwill123 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010
i read on this websight thing blue was suposed to be knowlege, but ive seen people make it out to be insanity to.
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
probably because it just keeps listing off instructions for a very uneatable cake.
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:iconfireatwill123:
fireatwill123 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010
well the first part is eatable but then it just goes down hill from there xD
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
lol yeah
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Laharl234 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
It's the Intelligence Core, but it's caught on a cake recipe (probably a symptom of her insanity).
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
most likely.
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:iconzutarian-eclipse:
Zutarian-Eclipse Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010
At least garnishes are optional, but I'll take one with the entry. I might need it soon.
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
:rofl: Nice
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:iconzutarian-eclipse:
Zutarian-Eclipse Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
If you're ever looking for a job, you can help with the baking at Aperture Bakeries. There's only one other employee, and she gets lonely. As a matter of fact, she never leaves. You could almost call her a "fixture" there.
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
hmmm... does it have benefits?
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:iconzutarian-eclipse:
Zutarian-Eclipse Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
Yes, dental, health, (Plenty of) life, and room and board (and food.) (No vacation, though.) As Aperture's way of saying "thank you for helping us help you help us all". You'll NEVER even have (or be permitted) to leave the facilities! ^-^ It's either the bakery, or a space station (also run by Aperture) operated by a brand spanking new Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer 10000! Take your pick.
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Valhalla-Studios Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE WAS NO CAKE!!!!!
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Actually... at the very end when the credits were over... There was a cake. :cake:
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:iconvalhalla-studios:
Valhalla-Studios Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I know ^_^ I was there, who do you think was running the claw game arm rofl
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
lol
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corkgunsniper Featured By Owner May 1, 2010
thats cool im a big portal nerd my self
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner May 1, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks :D the game was really fun.
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corkgunsniper Featured By Owner May 2, 2010
i like glados cause she says a lot of messed up funny stuff
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IncubusRhapsodos Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't want a piece of that cake. it would like...melt your insides and stuff.
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:iconchaos--child:
Chaos--Child Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Oh I bet it would >_<
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IncubusRhapsodos Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*nods*
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